if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
I’m quite curious to see how big the Superwholock fandom really is
This pisses me off because all I draw is stICK FIGURES
This is too cute awh
Oh look, male and female breasts are exactly the same YET WOMENS BREASTS ARE INDECENT WHEN EXPOSED?!
I FEEL BETRAYED
Hey this is not a cake
A CUP CAKE
*ba dum thsh*
Perfect image set is perfect.
IT’S LIKE THE BRADY BUNCH
#Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was living with her very lovely mum #Both of them had hair of gold from peroxide #And she worked in a shop #Here’s the story of a man named Doctor #Who was living in his TARDIS on his own #He’s a Time Lord and he’s like no other #And he was all alone #Then the one day when the Doctor met Rose Tyler #And he knew that she would travel far with him #That these two plus all these great companions and that’s the way they all became the TARDIS bunch #The TARDIS bunch #The TARDIS bunch #That’s the way they become the TARDIS bunchTHE TARDIS BUNCH
a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.
i hate people.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PIZZA YOU COULD BUY WITH THAT MONEY?
ARE YOU NOT AWARE, YOU IGNORANT WENCH!?
coming from a home where a parent was a politician and never around getting money thrown at you instead of love hurts just saying theres two sides to every coin
Too bad that’s not what she said.
She said, “I only got 750”
“Only,” as if 750 wasn’t enough. Like, if she didn’t get a car for christmas, at least give her the cash value to buy her own car.
Not, “oh I wish mummy loved me enough to know what kind of material things I wanted for christmas in excess of the combined value of $750”
Plus there is the calling her a bitch and saying she hated her mother twice that was completely uncalled for.
I must have missed the part where the daughter justifies hating her mother by tearfully confessing to Barbara Walters that her mother stood idly by her when her father beat her regularly, or her mother used to kill all her boyfriends and bury them in the backyard, or her mother used to be Hitler.
It always seems that it’s the people with money, who complain about having/getting it.
You won’t ever hear the rest of us saying, “Oh gosh this is the worst, I can afford to pay my rent on time, fix my car, pay my student loan, eat properly, AND buying something small that makes up happy like a movie ticket or a cd, WITHOUT having to choose only 3 of the 5? SCREW THIS COMFORTABLE LIVING SHIT”
Hey Anne Hathaway! I think I love you now.
Matt Lauer asked Anne about that photo of her vagina and she ended her response with: “I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality among unwilling participants, which brings me back to Les Mis.”
OK, like, sure, I’m vomiting all over Les Miserables, but that’s talent. She went from vagina photo to Les Mis without even blinking. And the Oscar goes to.
Anne Hathaway also shut down (skip to about 53 seconds) Jerry Penacoli when asked about her catsuit in Dark Knight Rises, by saying, “Are you trying to lose weight? What’s the deal, man? You look great. No, no, seriously, we have to talk about this… What do you want? Are you trying to fit into a catsuit?”
Speaking of douchebag Jerry Penacoli and his sexist manner towards women, Scarlett Johansson also called him out on his BS. And it was beautiful.
Or how about that time Emma Stone called out the indifference in interview questions in comparison to her male actor counterpart?
Emma Stone: They ask who is my style icon, what’s the one thing that I can’t leave my house without. I’m always like, “My clothes!” I can pretty much leave without anything. It’s fine as long as I’m not naked.
Andrew Garfield: I don’t get asked that—
Emma Stone: You get asked interesting, poignant questions because you are a boy.
Teen Vogue: It’s sexism.
Emma Stone: It is sexism.
Or going back to Scarlett Johansson, she did almost the exact same thing (skip to around 1:40):
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made? And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: “How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
What I’m trying to say, really, is that I love how these actresses are stepping up to the contrast of females to males in Hollywood. Even though they have to go through the sexism, inequality and general rudeness of media outlets, they’re using their popularity to stand up to it and make others question what is wrong and unjustified in the way they are being treated.
you go anne